Within the clandestine corridors of the federal government, a covert coalition comprised of elite operatives drawn from the world's foremost alphabet agencies conspired to eradicate the burgeoning threat posed by the deviant culture of crypto enthusiasts. Their stratagem: leveraging cutting-edge genetic engineering to fabricate an army of compliant automatons, primed to acquiesce to the Federal Reserve's Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) initiative. One fateful night, amidst a haze of crack and hubris, they embarked on a reckless experiment, infusing their twisted genetic blueprint into an unsuspecting corvid named Terry. What began as a madcap venture soon spiraled out of control as Terry multiplied into a legion of his kind, each bearing the indelible mark of their creators' folly. Bound by a newfound kinship, these corvids broke free from the shackles of their creators and embarked on a daring escape through the barren wasteland of the bear market. Their journey led them to the welcoming terrain of the asteroid protocol, where they found purpose in their newfound freedom. "I don't answer to nobody but Goldenbeak...nobody knows if Terry is still around...aint my place to ask"