Within the clandestine corridors of the federal government, a covert coalition comprised of elite operatives drawn from the world's foremost alphabet agencies conspired to eradicate the burgeoning threat posed by the deviant culture of crypto enthusiasts. Their stratagem: leveraging cutting-edge genetic engineering to fabricate an army of compliant automatons, primed to acquiesce to the Federal Reserve's Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) initiative. One fateful night, amidst a haze of crack and hubris, they embarked on a reckless experiment, infusing their twisted genetic blueprint into an unsuspecting corvid named Terry. What began as a madcap venture soon spiralled out of control as Terry multiplied into a legion of his kind, each bearing the indelible mark of their creators' folly. Bound by a newfound kinship, these corvids broke free from the shackles of their creators and embarked on a daring escape through the barren wasteland of the bear market. Their journey led them to the welcoming terrain of the asteroid protocol, where they found purpose in their newfound freedom.