Big Toasty, the Asteroids' beloved pinch hitter, is a man of sheer size and an even larger heart. Known for his girth that requires a pinch runner every time he reaches base, Toasty's presence at the plate is both daunting and comforting to fans. His jovial nature, marked by an ever-present smile, belies the pressure he often faces, stepping in when the game hangs in the balance. Despite his size, Toasty moves with a surprising grace when swinging, his bat speed legendary among his peers. His most storied performance came during a game where he was delayed by traffic, not arriving until the fourth inning, only to then hit 13 home runs, a feat that has since become the stuff of baseball lore.