Visitors 101 Our most distant cousins have been visiting us for millennia. It is only in relatively recent history since the invention of the camera that their surprisingly friendly visitations have been documented on film. Previously humans relied on written accounts or artistic depictions, some of which we hope to show you should they be released to us soon. However this evidence, when it occasionally surfaces is quickly confiscated or ridiculed and labelled as a hoax, so amazingly these visits remain merely a myth until this day. In dusty boxes hidden in shady museums and secure facilities these pictures are mostly hidden away indefinitely until someone discovers them and is brave enough to leak them onto the internet and into public consciousness. Here is our first batch of pictorial documentation of these visitors throughout the ages. Visitor 031 & 057 - c2000s Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle n.b. this is another version of a previous inscription that glitched into a void… Mamma Hedgehog from Space In a house by the woods, where Red Riding Hood roamed,
 Lived twins Timmy and Tilly, somewhere they called home.
 Their mother, a hedgehog from a far starry place,
 With quills super sharp and glowing eyes from deep space. "Mother, why spikes? And why do your eyes light?"
 " My children," she’d whisper, "I’m a cosmic delight."
 She baked stardust pies and sang silly tunes,
 As creatures of the forest watched under the moon. Dad and Grandad said, "To the fairground we go!"
 With Mum’s glowing eyes lighting up the show.
 They rode bumper cars and played bonkers games,
 In a whirlwind of laughter, bright lights, and strange names. When the Big Bad Wolf came, with a growl and a leer, 
 Their spiky Mum pricked him, he fled in sheer fear.
 "Oh Mother from space, our protector so true,
 We’re glad you’re our hedgehog, from a star far and blue." In their beds in the woods, where Red once had tread, 
 Timmy and Tilly dreamed of their mum’s spiky head.
 With hearts full of wonder and her cosmic embrace, 
 They cherished their mamma hedgehog from space.