Turnt Timmay is the Asteroids’ defensive wizard at second base, a 13-time Gold Glove winner and the undisputed captain of the infield. With his movie-star looks and irresistible charm, Timmay has become a fan favorite and the face of the franchise. But lately, he’s traded double plays for blockchain plays. Obsessed with cryptocurrency, Timmay has been heralding the dawn of a 2025 super cycle, confidently convincing teammates to invest in altcoins during clubhouse meetings. Recently, he took things a step further, launching his own token, a Pump Fun Coin on Solana called TURNTY. To promote it, Timmay has locked himself in a cage, livestreaming 24/7, and eating only dog food until the coin hits a $100 million market cap. The spectacle has gone viral, with fans, players, and even rival teams pouring money into TURNTY just to see how far this bizarre stunt will go. Whether Timmay’s crypto dreams pan out or collapse in flames, one thing is for sure: he’ll be remembered as baseball’s most unconventional second baseman and a true pioneer of the infield-crypto crossover.