Psychedelic Gangsters: Part I - Where the Bodies Are Buried These crafty cartel motherfuckers. Ever the entrepreneurs, they turned a pile of bodies into a mountain of cash when someone discovered giant magic mushrooms sprouting wherever they buried their victims. "We were burying 6 or 7 bodies a week in a hidden patch in the forest. Whenever we came back a week or so later, there was always a little field of mushrooms in the area.

A few cap-heads in the gang figured out how to cultivate a few strains of magic mushrooms. Pretty soon we were making bank with our ‘throw and grow' method. Bury a body, sprinkle some spores before covering it up and let nature do the rest. We used to mark trees or hammer in a few stakes in the area so we knew where to dig, but now, these fuckin’ shrooms are so big, it’s too obvious if we don’t pick’em and clear the area. Imagine stems as thick as a bat with caps as big as my hat. That’s the average size.”