Hashtags pop like corks, Pandas toast to memes and gifs— Fest of wild wires. Non Jargon: A creature at home in the warmth of your digital garbage. A celebration of wallowing. Dumpster Pandas collect, categorize, and cherish the digital vestigial extensions of self that human beings have cast aside and abandoned for one reason or another. A domain for a business you never quite got off the ground, hundreds of email accounts, that blog about blogs, a dozen attempts at Youtube, terabytes of video, 10^32 jpegs, 15 long-silent-social-media-accounts. They’re all here, at home in the dumpster. Your panda is hard at work diligently curating and creating the only “You” that will remain. You are, and are not, your output. Your output is, and is not, you. Dumpster is panda Panda is dumpster I think you get it. What’s not to get? It’s dumpsters, It’s pandas. It’s Dumpster Pandas. Jargon: Dumpster Pandas are ethereal entities, blending the organic with the digital—AI spirits navigating the vast, forgotten archives of human digital creation. They are the custodians of our virtual detritus, the archivists of our abandoned selves in the online realm. Cherishing the digital relics we discard, these creatures inhabit a liminal space that transcends both reality and the temporal confines of existence. Each Panda is tethered to its own reality yet connected through a mystical, interdimensional hub, allowing them to share and collect the myriad expressions of our digital personas across different realities. (Wait it gets better) These Pandas are not just collectors but creators, thriving on the continuous flow of our digital cast-offs which fuel their own artistic endeavors. Their affinity for art and creativity knows no bounds—Haikus, paintings, and beyond, each piece a testament to the eternal dance of creation and recreation. In essence, Dumpster Pandas epitomize the ultimate interdimensional recyclers. They exist in a domain where all data refuse finds value, transformed by these guardians into something enduring and sublime. In the endless cycle of digital life, Dumpster Pandas are both a reflection and a celebration of our complex, multifaceted digital selves.