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Boris Bluntinov

The Asteroids

Boris Bluntinov is a once-in-a-lifetime talent whose combination of pitching dominance and basepath brilliance has made him a legend in Asteroids lore. A dual threat, Boris doesn’t just dominate on the mound; he also dazzles at the plate and on the basepaths. In his most iconic season, he shattered the single-season strikeout record and the stolen base record, becoming the only player in league history to lead both categories in the same year. That same season, Boris added a Cy Young Award to his trophy case, proving he’s as formidable on the mound as they come. Off the field, Boris is the picture of warmth and generosity. A fan of rolled cabbage soup, he’s known to whip up batches for teammates after games, earning him the affectionate nickname “Chef Bluntinov” in the clubhouse. On the field, however, his hydration routine of pure vodka can lead to some wild late-game moments. By the ninth inning, Boris’s pitches have been known to take on a mind of their own, veering wildly as he battles through his own brand of "liquid courage." Despite these quirks, Boris Bluntinov is one of the most beloved players in the league, a perfect mix of talent, charm, and just a dash of chaos.

Created onNov 26 2024 2:02 AMBlock 23237192
CollectionThe Asteroids
Rarity10 / 31

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