Nuggy Ned is hockey’s undisputed master of mischief, a player whose antics on and off the ice have earned him a cult following among fans and a permanent spot in league lore. Known for his aggressive play and tendency to rack up penalty minutes, Nuggy has made the penalty box his personal smoking lounge. Every time he’s sent to the sin bin, clouds of his signature haze waft into the arena, drifting over the crowd like a stoner’s serenade. By the third period, it’s not unusual to see entire sections of fans laughing, snacking, and inexplicably cheering for both teams as the “Nuggy Effect” takes hold. On the ice, Ned is as relentless as he is unpredictable, mixing hard checks and scrappy fights with moments of true brilliance, like a laser wrist shot or a perfectly timed assist. Off the ice, he’s a fan favorite, handing out autographed lighters and hosting legendary post-game hangouts. Nuggy Ned may be a walking penalty magnet, but his unique ability to unite fans in a fog of joy makes him a hero in his own hazy way, and a pivotal player for the Roids.