Wanted Wazocks In the vast expanse of the cosmos, an intergalactic transport system weaves through the stardust, a testament to the galaxy's unyielding quest for justice. This colossal fleet of vessels, each a marvel of engineering, carries convicts from myriad species, plucked from countless worlds. These cosmic wayfarers, bound by the weight of their often ludicrous transgressions, are ferried to distant prisons on forsaken planets and monolithic prison ships, their destinies intertwined with the comical severity of their mishaps. As the ships glide silently through the void, their hulls shimmer with the light of distant stars, a poignant reminder of freedom lost. Upon arrival, these hapless prisoners—mostly bumbling fools who stumbled into their own downfalls—are set to work, their labours a penance paid in the currency of toil. Each swing of the hammer, each brick laid, carries a touch of absurdity, as they strive to rebuild not just worlds, but the fragments of their own fractured and farcical lives. In their efforts, echoes the relentless march of redemption and the eternal hope of absolution, wrapped in a cloak of cosmic irony.