Visitors 101 Our most distant cousins have been visiting us for millennia. It is only in relatively recent history since the invention of the camera that their surprisingly friendly visitations have been documented on film. Previously humans relied on written accounts or artistic depictions, some of which we hope to show you should they be released to us soon. However this evidence, when it occasionally surfaces is quickly confiscated or ridiculed and labelled as a hoax, so amazingly these visits remain merely a myth until this day. In dusty boxes hidden in shady museums and secure facilities these pictures are mostly hidden away indefinitely until someone discovers them and is brave enough to leak them onto the internet and into public consciousness. Here is our first batch of pictorial documentation of these visitors throughout the ages. Visitor 039 - c1960s Senator Zook-Tan - Brodo Asogi Dear Earthly Hosts, Thank you for the delightfully different stay in your terrestrial abode. A welcome break during my busy official visit to Earth. The adventure of waterskiing on that quaint Canadian lake was a surreal thrill, reminiscent of gliding across the gravitational waves of my home planet. The sun's embrace while sipping your earthly beer added a peculiar, yet delightful twist. It made my brown skin green! Your hospitality transcends galactic norms, etching unforgettable memories in my soul, and making my Asogian heart glow. Included is that selfie I took. Fun times! Until the cosmic currents reunite us, may your days be filled with equally absurd joy. Galactically bemused, Senator Zook-Tan Brodo Asogi Perinn Sector Outer Rim Territories J-4