Previously: (Within the clandestine corridors of the federal government, a covert coalition comprised of elite operatives drawn from the world's foremost alphabet agencies conspired to eradicate the burgeoning threat posed by the deviant culture of crypto enthusiasts. Their stratagem: leveraging cutting-edge genetic engineering to fabricate an army of compliant automatons, primed to acquiesce to the Federal Reserve's Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) initiative…yadda yadda yadda) Fast-forward to the present day and The Crowbros have made their moves, sought cover from the alphabet agencies and only just made it out alive. As they hid from sight in an abandoned building, Crowbro #42 found a strange contraption. They didn’t know it, but it was an old ghetto-blaster. Crowbro #51 turned it on, and it whirred into life, though it had no batteries or power cable. All over the floor, cassette tapes could be seen in the dim light. From the poorly lit building a beat could be heard....and scratching.