Visitors 101 Our most distant cousins have been visiting us for millennia. It is only in relatively recent history since the invention of the camera that their surprisingly friendly visitations have been documented on film. Previously humans relied on written accounts or artistic depictions, some of which we hope to show you should they be released to us soon. However this evidence, when it occasionally surfaces is quickly confiscated or ridiculed and labelled as a hoax, so amazingly these visits remain merely a myth until this day. In dusty boxes hidden in shady museums and secure facilities these pictures are mostly hidden away indefinitely until someone discovers them and is brave enough to leak them onto the internet and into public consciousness. Here is our first batch of pictorial documentation of these visitors throughout the ages. Visitor 059- c1920s Kid Onion Alien 🎵 The Onion Alien's Ditty 🎵 I’m an oniony kid from a planet so tough, Where gravity’s heavy, the bones grow rough. My dad’s a fright, worth three points dead I’m worth zero—but guilt and dread I munch on onions; they make me strong, With layers of flavour to help me along. Though my dad might scare you, don’t you see, Onions are enough for me!! Oh joy, a friend on Earth I've found, Who doesn’t chase or hunt me down. We share a laugh, a game, some tea, A beautiful life beyond hostility! Onions are crunchy, onions are sweet, The only food I ever eat. Onions and laughter, pure jubilee, Onions are enough for me!!